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 02.10.2020
Sometimes a small adventure can raise the mood for a long time.

I am going home from building today.

Road without congestion 350 km

Somewhere about 3 days realized that "hunger is not a aunt" and went to the car park.

In the mask (naturally)

A few people - a pair of middle-aged businessmen in cravates, a couple of long-haul drivers (like Romanians or Bulgarians), a family couple of pensioners, a mom with a son aged 10-11, a decent look of a Negro and a sinful self (in the sense of me).

The actors are mother (M) and child (R).

R is black.

M cannot say so.

R is why?

M is offensive to him.

R is OK

Pause

R is me?

M – What are you?

R – What color am I?

M is white

Is R insulting too?

M is no.

R is why?

M – what “why? “?

Why is black insulting and white not?

Because they were oppressed before.

R – Who oppressed?

M is white.

Pause

R for a long time?

M is long ago. “?

R is oppressed.

M for a long time.

R – But do they remember?

Who “remembers”? “?

Are they... black?

M – You shouldn’t call them so.

Because it is “insulting”?

M is yes.

Pause

R – Do you remember that?

M is remembered.

R – What do you remember?

They were oppressed.

R is OK

Pause

Which color is not offensive?

M - red, blue, purple, white

Is black insulting?

M - Yes

R is black.

M is yes.

Pause

R and why?

M is so. He is not entirely black.

Everyone in the cafeteria, including the Negro, began to whisper, restraining laughter.

R and what?

The table is black, but it’s not that.

R is brown.

M – No, I can’t say that. The brown Nazis

R – Who is it?

They are bad Germans.

R – What did they do?

They oppressed the blacks. Not the black ones, but those.

The people in the hall start to shout with enthusiasm (including the Negro)

Are the Nazis bad?

M is yes.

R – But are they brown? How... this one?

M - No, they are white, but brown

R is white, but brown.

M is the color of their party.

R – What color of the party... this?

M – I don’t know. Maybe it is green.

R – Is it green?

No, of course he is black.

Here the hall begins to run out of laughter (including the Negro)

I mean, it is not black, but...

R is a Nazi?

M is NO!

People are already crawling on the floor (including blacks)

R – How to call it?

M is just a “man.”

R – I am also a man.

M and he too.

R is OK

Pause

R – How is it called?

M is.... The African

R is why? Did he come from Africa?

M - Yes

Negro (in beautiful German, but suffocating from laughter) - I was born here!

Pause

R is a mom? He was born here

People are already fighting.

And then he is European.

R is called so.

M is called by name.

R – What is his name?

M - I don't know

R – Ask me.

M ask yourself.

R (black) is not black, but what is your name?

The Negro - Julian

R (shockingly) - Mom, his name is Julian. Chinese in our class. The Chinese are insulting too.

M is NO!

R is why?

M I don’t know.

I’ll ask my grandfather tonight.

Yes, your grandfather will answer you!

I could no longer withstand.

went out.

The Negro also came out.

God, how we roasted with him outside.
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