I have an English friend, in Russian no. Once a familiar translator came to visit, well, as always, after a drink, he told her - Teach me a bad word. A couple of days later he comes after me, takes off from work, and on the street winter, end of January, well I, without a back-thinking - It`s f**king freezing!!! The answer is: You are a lady!!! You should say - PIZDETS MORRROZ!!! Half the way I was dying in spasms)))