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 05.10.2020
Sometimes I envy people who can tell something wild, but at the same time in detail and still interesting.

I was driving with a man from the guard, he tells me.

I am a simple swindler. Once worked on the ISS (International Space Station), they call it, you need to make a crack. In terms of money, of course, it closed very well.

I live in a closed city, there is a secret object. At the entrance, military passes are checked, cars are inspected. In the city, in every house, the door with a secret code is checked by voice. If you do not live in this house, everyone will not let go.

Everyone is sitting and listening like small children with their mouths open, and the man tells them about the home phone.
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