Explanatory employee of the management company.

(Names and names are distorted unrecognizable)

I, Shaev A.R., 03.11.2020 Lada-Largus arrived at the Company’s railway base in the morning, where with the help of his brigade (sanitary technicians T. and K., the welder O.) We put the necessary materials and tools in the car. Then we and the brigade headed to the "Blue Shar" residential building at Yamitskaya street. D is 54B for the purpose of repairing the cold water supply pipeline according to Order No. 405/20.
On the Jamaican street. There are never parking spaces, and it is very difficult to unfold in the yard of Blue Shar because of the intellectual abilities of the designers and tenants, I decided to put the car on the Bosjakovsky street and deliver the gas balloons, materials and tools to the workplace on the carts.
Welding O. and sanitary engineer K. brought to the place of work the heaviest - a cart with gas welding bottles, hose and burner. Sanitary technician T. took a section of the pipe and a bag with a part of the tool. I stopped and locked the car. In my backpack was a Bulgarian "Makita" (big, inv. No. 5897) and a cuvalda (personal) weighing 4 kg. In addition, I carried a welding wire band (4mm, 1m, 8 pieces).
After checking the closure of the door, I went to the place of work. My dog Radar was present with me at work. The reasons why the dog is constantly with me, the management of the site is known.

(NB Radar - found, in addition, was brutally beaten by someone. The author of this opus picked up a puppy in the summer and cared for a long time. By the time of the events, the dog was quite hesitant, but the bite was as afraid to be left alone. Arthem was stuck in his pants, only that he would not leave. The appearance is something like an undergrown Dobermann with an uncovered tail-bar and huge shepherd ears. Totally white. The short hair. In general meth. The favourite of all the aunt of the area, a lover of laughter and tastes.)

Near the house No. 27-29 on the Bosjakovsky street, on the opposite sidewalk from the courtyard arch came a young man with a Labrador. The Labrador was without a rope and a lead, just like the Radar. I do not know why this person insulted me. I was just heading to the workplace, and the Radar ran ahead, between me and T., not paying any attention to the Labrador or his owner.
Okay these gay guys! - proclaimed a young man, pushing his finger to my side, which in itself is uncultural. You have to dress better!
I do not know the etymology of the word “homosexuality”, but in general I have understood that it is a sort of discharge of society, which highly qualified labor firms are not. However, I did not want to enter into a conflict in an empty place, and therefore decided to reduce the whole matter to a rough (not I started it) but still a joke.
What is fashionable this season and in the city? Could there be a cut in the form of a heart on a pre-vaseline ass? Have fun in the same way, but in our countryside the decency is different. All the good!
What did you say? Do you know who I am?
In principle, I recognized him. I know that his name is Roman, he is filming. No. 38 in the house 21, which is also in the management of the Company, works in a bank and a year ago was guilty of flooding the below-located apartment No. 32 due to negligent use of household appliances, which he denied, appealing to his position and reputation in the house, as well as remaining unclear to me "status in society".
In this country, adults say “you.”
And here in Europe...
By this point, my emotional state had gone from gentle to irritable, and I had to make repairs. And so I advised him to clean up in his heart-loving Europe and there to indicate how to dress every face-to-face. I also expressed my wish that the outspoken and outspoken Euro-Arabs, not bound by the decency and the Rules of the Company, should properly teach him good manners.
I turned to go further, the sanitary technician T. was holding me a barrel of spare entrance to the courtyard, the guards of M stood near the gate. and brothers.
Lord take it!
The Labrador (I previously thought the Labradors were clever, kind and calm dogs) stumbled at me with obviously bad intentions. But in the middle of the road, the radar struck him from the side and, without rotating, grabbed Lord into the area of his side or abdomen. Labrador wept and turned to the Radar, I dropped my backpack, grabbed the wire band and rushed to rescue my dog – he is twice the size of that Lord. But the radar had time to bite the Labrador twice and chased him down the Bosjakovsky street, continuously attacking. Labrador pulled his tail and almost struck the standing at d. 19 the garbage.
Remove your foolish shit! and live! A fashion expert.
Being in a state of affection, I pursued the dogs and accidentally struck Roman's body, from which a bank employee fell in a position sitting on the sidewalk.
A blatant product! He was screaming.
Such an insult to my deceased mother I could not withstand, and so I stopped, for the opening of the jacket raised Roman and struck him with an open palm on his ear. Then I pushed him to the fence of the lawn with my stomach forward, pressed his back with my knee and dropped his jeans and cowboys from the shovel. The trousers turned out to be with an inappropriate print, which did not surprise me - I had long guessed that Roman was a face of non-standard sexual orientation.
Having thus prepared the face of the banking orientation for the correction of its manners, I removed the belt and performed a procedure that properly helps in the correction of poorly educated young people since the emergence of mankind as a whole. This procedure was declared wrong only about 50 years ago, which by historical standards is nothing. In addition, this procedure is recommended by the Holy Scriptures in both Orthodox and Catholic versions.
The words spoken by Roman during the period of his teaching, I will not bring here, because this will not withstand not what paper, but also the pergament of calf skin. I will only note that the fantasy and life experience of this person is unusual and limitless.
I was saved from committing a more severe crime by the brothers M., who advised Roman not to commit more delusional acts and to keep an eye on his tongue, so as not to turn into a jmure in a less plastic terrain than the city in which he currently lives.
The guards of M. took me to the yard of the ZK and gave me a glass of water to calm my nerves. The radar ran by itself and crashed into the slope between the springs. There were no injuries to him.
Please note that the victim Roman himself provoked me for reasons unknown to me. I did not give him grounds for insults. Witnesses: brothers M., sanitary technician T. and a resident of the "Blue Shar" complex Z-ov, who smoked on the balcony at the time of the incident.
Please thank the security guards. Brothers M. for not allowing me to commit a grave crime.
I do not admit guilt, I consider my reaction an adequate self-defense.

Master of Shayev A.R. from 05.11.2020


The Explanatory Resolution:
Shayev A. R. to declare a sentence without reference for non-restriction in respect of the tenant and to pay a fine of 1 (one) thousand rubles.
To the Department of Material and Technical Supply: to issue Shaev A.R. A new working insulated jacket, old to dispose of under the act.
Accounting: to allocate 2000 (two thousand) rubles from the premium fund to a dog named Radar for beef cutting for bold and excellent actions to protect the repair brigade from bodily injury.

Chief Engineer of the UK.