I worked at Tele2 for a while, serving clients. There were all kinds of personalities: evil grandmothers, who scored 1 penny, addicts and alkashi, who needed to urgently throw money on the card, but one case I remembered the most. Husband and wife come. Next M is the husband, Z is the wife, O is the operator (I).

M – Hello, I have money for something every day, can you see?

Yes, I will look at it now.

I start watching subscriptions first and see porn subscriptions first.

Usually I do not say which subscriptions are connected to the client, but silently remove them, but then the man himself asked to name them.

You have a sexual signature.

M is how? Yes is? The kids probably connected.

Misha, we have no children.

The Silence...