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 30.11.2020
Recently, a friend brought a three-minute video and complained that his computer does not play this format, and he needs to watch a video recording of an administrative violation.



I turned it on and I watched. On the screen of a large online store. People are fine and all without masks.

- Well, I say, how many violators, choose to taste.

- No, the massive regime was introduced since Monday, and this filming was earlier.



This is the man in shorts! Look, he takes tomatoes from the shelf and eats, and he also feeds a friend!

No, he is not a violator.

Not a violator? Tomato bitten twice and put it in place. Then I did the same with the apple.

We are not doing that. These are small things. I recently watched a citizen clean up a kilogram of bananas, put them in a bag and went to the box to pay. And you can’t do anything with such images, but here’s our offender!



I looked up and saw a young man with a little dog in his arms.

What is his violation?

He went into the store with the dog, and it was forbidden! Now, at least, you will get a fine of one minimum, everything can be turned off.



My friend left, and I thought. If so much surprising happened in a few minutes, why would the employees of the store look there all day?
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