I meet with tourists at the hotel reception. I'm talking about safety: that in no case can you leave things unattended, up to the point that if you carry a bag through your shoulder, you need to hold it with your hand, as they can break off the passing motorcycle. I tell all kinds of stories about my acquaintances and other tourists so that people remember something and they are more attentive to their things, and I would have less to deal with statements to the police. At the end of the meeting, a tourist wants to buy excursions and asks me to wait until she goes for the money, saying:

I put my wallet on a beach bed so everyone knows the bed is busy.