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 17.12.2020
Xxx: I found a laptop on a bench near the university. I worked at one of the departments. He glued to the bench a note with his phone number and the inscription: “Here was a laptop.” Two hours later, the student called in a pre-steric state, and after describing the bag and model of the laptop gave the happy owner the finding.

YYY: And what next?

Xxx: Then I had other classes, I took 4 hours, went to the toilet twice for the little one. The couple went home. The journey took 40 minutes, but the weather was good, and I had a very interesting audio podcast to listen to. I ate dinner at home. I don’t remember that day, it was more than five years ago.
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