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 24.12.2020
A new challenge for 03.

Reason: He behaves strangely.

entered the private sector. Meeting a woman on the way home, she tells her husband that he had been drinking for a few days, and then...

In the house we see a messy sweaty man who turned the room - where the heating boiler stands, ripping off the boiler from the floor.

Doctor Man: What are you doing?

Man: Yes, there... there... there... I’ll remove the tubes, and all...

Man - looking at me - go help... I go into the room, explain to the man that the pipes are cooked, well, etc. Bring the man into the room. The man tells: the boiler was put by the neighbor - the lover of his wife. Well, I installed an ultrasound system there, which through heating batteries lets waves that penetrate the brain. So the wife and the lover want to bring him to the grave.

He gave the man a white A4 sheet from which he safely read several lines.

On the offer to go to the hospital, he replied, “Am I sick?” After a long conversation, he was connected.

Moving to the exit. The patient’s wife goes forward, turns out sharply, and literally pushing me back into the house, says – I won’t go there. The baron came out again. He does not love me. You go, he won’t touch you.

I go out, I don’t see a big barrel. Not seemingly aggressive. The colleagues with the sick go ahead, I go looking around, the barracks behind us. Before leaving the courtyard, I relaxed, turned around, and the cunning creature is already half a meter away from me running on the forehead! Have you ever been bitten by a bear? It turns out that pizz**c is painful. And then you smell the baron. And then he stands and looks harmlessly – as if he doesn’t understand what happened. This is Baron.

The man was taken to narcology.
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