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 25.12.2020
Xxx: Well, I remember when I was a child, when my grandmother suddenly told me that you can’t put anything in the socket. I would have guessed it without her.

And here, after hitting the moment when no one was there, I was precisely in the same socket that she pointed to when she spoke, first pushed one invisible socket, and when I realized that nothing was happening, then the other, respectively, in the other hole of the socket.

No, it wasn’t so bad, luckily! I remember, my hand just shrugged. I was sure of my grandmother’s truth.



Yyy: In the kindergarten, I heard the teacher reporting to another child, “Why is there snow?” And the light came down on me. You can eat snow!!! to

The next day I fell down with a sore throat.
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