X: Well, I have a good relationship. I don't fuck the brains, I love cooking, I don't ask for a shirt, I work myself and I don't want a guy to spend money on me. We take care of each other and raise a common cat. During all our relationship we had only one quarrel, and that for the fucking things of the past. We live soul-in-soul and constantly rush with the hernia (well and play the same games)

No wonder, you are imaginative.