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 09.01.2021
When I was a teenager, a girlfriend in the house noticed something and I woke up in their toilet. Her father woke me up, and I was ashamed.

Then they told me I was dragged from there to the couch twice, but I returned twice. Warm floors are sometimes too hot.



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