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 11.01.2021
The man broke the water pipeline. There came to him a water trunk - a young boy, only after the PTU... And the owner's daughter was - a beautiful woman.

She whispered to the plumber:

- Will the father of wine pour overseas - do not drink. Money will promise – don’t take it. And ask him for a rugged nail... Wear it with you and you will be happy! ...

He stumbled on the guy, but he did so: he repaired the water pipeline, refused the bottle and the money, took the nail and left. The father hugged his daughter and said:

You are young, Annie! We fucking fuck him!

A week later, a report from the military came to him. But at the medical commission he told this story, showed a nail, the doctors quietly looked around...

He had happiness!
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