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 12.02.2021
I went in the days a friend in the guests and told me that on the comp, in the history of the browser, found the requests of the son. There’s all porn and wickedness. She is naturally in shock, not knowing what to do, her son is only 10 years old.

As a child, I was looking for gifts for the New Year and found something more. The cassette without identification signs was lying on an anthrax, among the bed linen. The most loyal comrades were invited in the amount of 5 pieces and the session began. We sat with our eyes open for 5 copies and slowly grew up. Suddenly there was a knock on the door - according to the law of wickedness, it was on this day that my mother came early from work. And here moms have a strong fear of childhood - cassette in sight, we have no time to wrap, burned on all fronts. The visitor immediately cut off, I open the door. A herd of red friends passes by the mother and runs away at sunset. Hearing an awkward mother looked into the sight and became uncomfortable. Friends who got into such a situation, told that the parents are trying to burn out what was seen from the heads of their children. I decided on a desperate bluff. When asked what was going on, I absolutely replied that friends came and asked to see the view. I told them they could watch anything. I found the cassette in the closet because I was looking for clean underwear. He immediately attacked in the forehead. I said I was just going to watch the cassette, but I didn’t have time to see if I could see it now. I was so convinced that the bluff worked. There were no punishments, educational conversations as well. The cassette was covered.

The acquaintance advised not to fool the son, he will look at everything anyway. It is better to explain what the incognito mode is and to warn before arriving in advance, because clicking the mouse is easier than hanging the cassette.
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