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 12.02.2021
In my phone, my husband is recorded as: Husband Ivan Vladimirovich. Because, at first was - Vanya MTS (two sims were in the phone) - he saw:" That I have you recorded as a manager of some of the MTS, as if not a close person." I corrected it to “Push”. For a week, I was angry whenever he called. When he saw the shame, he asked me to change my name, and I said, “You won’t please me”... I got a lecture: “If you get into trouble, you get into an accident, or something else, the police will try to contact your relatives... and how will they know that I’m your close relative? Pushakukuya is who, a lover, a former lover, a stupid nickname of a school girlfriend? “....

In general for the police signed: husband and father's name, so that the police did not have to suffer, how to treat.
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