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 20.02.2021
The Sberbank building is burning.
Call to Fire Guard:
Come here urgently!! Fire at the Sberbank building!! to
One minute, I’ll turn you to a specialist.
play good music, then hear joyful phrases
If you want to know about our new services, press “1”.
If you want to enter into a contract for the installation of fire equipment - press "2".
The attention! Firefighters present a completely new way to extinguish fires! Do you want to know more? Press the “3”.
Have you heard your option? Stay on the line. Prepare the cadastral number of your object, as well as the passport details of its owner.
Your call is very important to us – stay on the line.
Do you want to try to extinguish the fire yourself? Use the Advanced Fire Service! To find out how to connect, press "5"
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Firefighter Sergey, how can I help you?
We have fire! Three houses are burning.
Tell me, how can I address you?
Are you an idiot? Our building is burning! Don’t talk to me, go out immediately!
Give the building’s cadastral number and the owner’s FIO.
I don’t know the number, I’ve given you the address. Is this not enough to go out to extinguish the fire?! to
Stay on the line, I will transfer you to a support specialist.
Playing good music
If you want to order the installation of the fire alarm - say: "Montage of the alarm"
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If you want to connect to the 24-hour fire calculation service, say: "Connect"
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You did not choose the right option.
Your call will be transferred to the operator.
My name is Alexander, how can I help?! to
Our building is burning! Do something!
Can you tell me how I can contact you?
and b...!! with...! ......! The fire!! to
Our experts will address your problem. What number can we contact you?
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/anekdot/day/2021-02-18/#1188130
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