Parental Chat

When my friend Leisha, a father of three children, gave his daughter to first class for the first time, he was immediately pushed into a newly created parental chat.
Losha cooked a tea, armed himself with a cake with cabbage, put on glasses and went deeper into reading. In the chat ran some active mommies, of those who always know everything, even knowing what will be the number of the bus, on which the guys will go to meet the dawn in eleven years.
...Dear friends, there are three topics on the agenda:
We have to give 800 rubles to the school.
Next week, on the 15th of Tamara Mikhailovna's birthday. I offer a gift of 1000 rubles. Until the mind adds what to give her, what she loves. have to think.
We need to elect the chairman of the parent committee of the class.
Who has any thoughts and ideas about this? Please speak out.
Lozha wiped off the teak, wiped out his hands from the fat cake, pushed the keyboard to himself and began to speak, as they asked:
Dear friends, in my modest opinion, it is too early to give 800 rubles to the guard. If you allow me to contact the Department of Education myself, I will find out in detail and report to you: how, how much money is allocated for the protection of schools, who is personally responsible for the allocated funds and how they are spent?
I think that 1000 rubles for a birthday is quite possible. What Tamara Mikhailovna loves, I don't even imagine, but nothing terrible, until the 15th, there is still a lot of time, we will have time to figure out. The most important thing now is not this, but what I love, and I love inflatable fishing boats with all my heart. First, because Tamara Mikhailovna's birthday is 15th, and I'm already after tomorrow 11th. And yet, somehow it’s not good that we forgot to include Tamara Mikhailovna in our chat, she’s still a great leader. And then, how will she be able to drop down on gifts for our birthday? There is disregard and discrimination against the teacher.
It is necessary to say that one half of the parents immediately put Loshina candidate for the post of chairman of the parental committee, and the other, friendlyly voted for him.
In the past eight years, we can count on the fingers of one hand the cases when the parents of this class collected money for something at least, while they had everything; and excursions and guard and linoleum and everything-everything, even curtains.
However, no one has ever learned what the classy director, the soundtrack and the director of the school likes. True, and Lecha remained without an inflatable boat.