Three years ago, most people from Uzbekistan worked at my farm. Good guys, a little really bad speaking and understanding Russian, but this is only a problem of the first days. Then they performed their duties well and there was nothing to talk to them about. And the Russian-speaking brigadier was quite enough. Vodka was not drunk, because of national traditions, pigs kept on the farm for "shashlies" were not planned. What else needs.
If not on April 1. It was on that day, in the morning, that I saw on my tablet that the Day of Laughter or Fool was international. So it was written there. I decided to joke.
We will cut pigs today. Nothing more fun or fun, I could not imagine. But the joke passed, I determined it from the eyes of the Uzbek, who adopted a purely Russian form. For seriousness, I added, do you bark your bears? In Russia, it is recommended to cut pigs in the spring. Especially valuable pork wool, national wealth. And in April it is already hot, the pigs in the wool are heavy. In general, especially executive, a prize for a thing!
About the "stitch", I probably said in vain, without thinking, but I really wanted to make the joke as serious as possible. I said and left, I had to go. And their talks in Uzbek, I still did not understand.
When I returned after lunch, I heard a wild whisper from the farm. A little upset, I broke up there and broke up. It was enough to scream:
What are you doing, shameful wolves? They heard my scream. And I shouted all those a few hundred pigs. And how can you not scream if I saw a few dozen completely bald pigs. Uzbek, worked harmoniously and collectively. They were surrounded by a pig, and they grabbed it for their feet, each for his own. She was scratched to the maximum, and the fifth cut, an ordinary manual haircut machine. I didn’t even think where they took it. Hearing my scream, a brigadier separated from the crowd.
Do you understand that this is a joke? I was talking, a joke! Today is International Day of Fools! Are you stupid?
A prize for something? The Uzbek brigadier looked at me very carefully, as did the rest who still held the pig. - We almost cut a bag of especially valuable wool!? to
I counted the pieces and I thought, the day of the fool was successful!
Is it international or not?