My comrade made a presentation for colleagues and bosses about what he has done in the past six months and what results he has obtained. Slide down to 25-30. He showed the direct leader, and he said:
– Everything is great, only you show it tomorrow at the meeting, and there are millions of other questions. You have five minutes and you have nothing to do. Make a shortened version, the first two slides and the last two, and put it entirely in the intranet. Whoever is interested will see later.
- I know I am our people, nobody will look specifically. Unfortunately, the results are interesting and important.
Come up with something if you can.

Comrade invented it. Edited several frames in the middle, added to the charts and tables Sasha Grey and a couple of stars in swimsuits. At the meeting, he showed the first two slides, then scrolled to the end - not too quickly, but not very slowly, so that something body-rosa flashed on the screen, but could not be considered in detail. The full presentation, he said, look at the intranet.

Then I checked the logs – a complete success. Everyone without exception found the time, carefully read his presentation. The results of the work were also studied. Why looked so carefully? Because in the intranet he posted the original version, without the girls.