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 22.04.2021
I came to social protection, to obtain a one-time child benefit.

Officer (having collected documents in a folder and going to leave):

A certificate that hasn’t been received before?

No original, I can show the photo on the phone.

I need to bring back the original.

- so there was no such item on the mosra, I collected all the documents on the list from the site

You need a certificate, bring the original.

Then I lost her. She is not. You know, the birth of a child, there and here and... lost

(with a small pause)

The official, taking the documents: "Okay, we will check on the base"

The winner is Nikolay!
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