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 06.07.2021
Xxx: When the older daughter learned to move around the apartment on her own, she was very interested in what she found on the floor, trying to eat it. I, of course, watched, selected, said "not" and so on, but unsuccessfully. One day she found a peanut of black pepper on the floor and, cleverly looking at me, instantly pushed it into her mouth. A few seconds later there was a reaction. After that incident, she tried nothing more to eat.

A few years later, when the younger child learned to move independently, the peanut was thrown for preventive purposes. That same day the trick worked. The effect was similar :)



Yyy: I have long, not being pregnant, read somewhere a great advice on how to get rid of the child to catch items from the edge of the table: put on the edge of a plastic glass with room temperature water, said the child will not like it, and he will not catch it anymore. I remembered this advice when my daughter began to move around the house and stretch her pins everywhere. But something went wrong, rolling the glass on herself, the daughter had fun, and since then began to hunt all the water tanks in the house to pour them on her head. If there were no such, she asked to drink and, swallowing out of the cup once for sight, flashingly turned it on herself with a whistle.
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