A man from the former...

(February 24 in Ukraine)

She: -Slu, I want a set of rolls on the 8th of March (oil, 2 loaves, oak and tuna)

I: Taxi, where is my gift for 23?

She says, “Now 23 is not recorded.

I: So on the day of the Ukrainian Army or Cossacks, I don’t remember any gifts too!? to

He said, “We have never recorded them.

I: So I’ll buy it.

* ordered her a set of rolls and something else, took a set of seafood

The evening of March 8

**I come in the evening from work, in anticipation of a meal of a variety of seafood**

She said, “Mommy came in and we ate all the rolls with her.

I: No, I took you. I open the refrigerator, where is my seafood?

She: - And my mom and I made pizza from them, but it didn't taste good, don't take them anymore!

I: Where is my share?

She: -Well, we picked up the moricas, and the pizza was thrown out, I say it didn't taste good!

Oh my God, how fucking I was.