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 17.07.2021
A friend from America came to visit me. We sit talking, he asks about the strange habits of the Russians
I am him:
- In the borsch poured into the plate is added cream, sausage in the sandwich on top and unclosed, etc.
In the evening, he went to the store, returned, and he had bread in his hand... eaten from the edge. I tell him;
How did you know, did I not tell you?
The answer killed me:
“You know, I walked with that bread, and the voice inside me said, ‘Bite,’ and I bite it.
The Russification was successful.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-07-15/#1229839
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