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 21.07.2021
Xxx: A night supermarket was robbed near us. The sellers managed to press the right button, the mint was touched almost immediately, the bandits sat inside, a shooting took place, but some sluggish - first the mint will be shot once and then something like "give up, bl*di! Go out with your arms raised!" and then three or four minutes later a response shot and a message like "go to the h*y, fucking! All of you will be shot to one of your mothers!”In general, all the ammunition saves.

We and our neighbors, of course, go to the balconies - even if, such a fun! So it lasted for thirty minutes, and there is an unhappy female scream from above:

How much can I endure! Kill them and let people sleep!!! to

A minute of silence, then one of the ments asks the matyugalnik:

Did you say it to them or to us?
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