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 21.07.2021
Xxx: I lived with a girl once, but not for a long time (thanks to her mother saved me from a fateful mistake). And after we split up, I meet a common acquaintance and during the conversation she tells me that she did not expect this from me. I asked what exactly? And then it turns out that after we broke up, her mother told everyone that she fired me out after I slept with her employee for five thousand. I naturally immediately called her and asked where my money was, which I heard only rhythmic whispers.
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