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 07.04.2009
From Mazda 3 Forum

Why don’t you make joysticks to drive a car?
He got to the parking lot, went out, got the controller (type Playstation3), parked the car and went. No need for parking, looking back.
Or for the night left the car near the house, at night it rained, in the morning the fucking approaches it. And so he pulled out of the loose from the pulp and the nibble.
It can be used as an anti-course: it was not possible to climb between trees.
And why do not the bumper rubber?

yyy: A good idea, before the hijackers just scanned the signal, sat down and stole. And so they will be out of the house, sitting on the couch stealing.
And if the machine is completely made of rubber, it will be possible to knock on each other like in a bitter park and fly away with laughter.
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