The Prehistory –
The subscriber asked for modem settings for Linux, he was sent detailed explanations, which followed such a response -
Dear Irene As long as you responded (despite "in the course of the day")
For a long time, I:
1) Write your woods under this modem (naturally, apologizing)
(But later I learned that there is wood under the line, but they won’t.
work until you update the firmware, out of your locks)
2) I want to inform you that not all Linux machines have an interface
type of wheel (X windows) (moreover, for servers on which your modem
considered as a reserve channel in case of failure, it is generally
and unwanted)
3) Consequently, I found a way to make your modem make money under
linux without an interface shell, by hard petting and anal
Massage of your modem.
4)) Despite delays and obviously unnecessary instructions, I want to notify
If you knew what you were writing about, and did it on your own.
all screenshots and perceived (understood) all the terms that you
I will marry you immediately if:

A: I will like you.
b) You are free
c) You are under 30 years old
d) Not a lesbian (although we can discuss this)
Not exactly Gozilla.
e) You have a sense of humor

Write if what :) With respect, offended by the speed of service and
Otherwise the client.

(I don’t need to post this on top, I’m serious :) )