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 02.09.2021
Recently called a taxi on the tariff Ultima - Business. The new BMW 5er. The driver in an impeccable suit with a tie and lacquered shoes came out and opened the passenger door in front of me. In the cabin sounded calm music of the Monte Carlo radio, smelled good perfume, in the side pockets of the doors were drinks. When we drove smoothly, the driver turned around and polently asked, “Would there be any special wishes?”

Please turn the turns on. I answered with an indiscriminate tone.

I scratched with him all the way, and yes, the twists he included)
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