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 04.10.2021
My English professor told me.
There is a check-in for a flight from point A to point B. Here appears a very hasty passenger, apparently of a very high opinion, and begins to demand that he be missed first. The assistant who conducts the registration asks him to take a seat in line. But this man does not take care, asks... It does not require that he be served first. The assistant unsuccessfully tries to prove to him that from the fact that he passes earlier in the plane, the iron bird will not fly before the deadline, and that in general for them all passengers are the same, and he should take the turn. This dialogue continues for a long time (the assistant does not stop missing civilians in line). Finally, the angry citizen Toropulkin finally begins to shout with a foam in his mouth: "Do you know who I am?" The assistant, who is tired of this, takes the right and officially transmits the message: "Guard, I ask you to approach the gate of X. We have a man who has forgotten his name and asks to determine his identity."
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-10-02/#1251688
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