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 27.10.2021
I photographed a double room, and the hostess had a very beautiful daughter, one year older than me. At that time I didn’t use cannabis. And here, I mean, we smoked this girl, we sat in the kitchen, we played cards, we talked. Girl, it is me.

D: And I thought, why do I have all these difficulties with relationships?

I: Well yes

D: I would have a boy a year or two younger, just for sex

I: - Fuck, I have no free friends.

Five Seconds of Silence and Surprise

D: I go to sleep.



Three years later, I sit down and drink tea and I say: Fuck, that was a slander!
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