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 18.11.2021
I went, I mean, for a little in the garden. I will leave the vacuum cleaner running in the hallway and in the room. In general, clean, but the wool from two dogs, although smooth-haired, runs out. Satisfied with her thought, she pressed a button and went. Well, though the brains were enough to close two other rooms, in one of them a carpet.

I was delighted with my vision, that how well I came up and while I am not, everything will go well, I am not long... Exactly before returning from the garden.

I felt something wrong...Yes, I just heard the key in the door...

In short, the youngest cattle of the Jack-Russell dog breed aged 10 months rushed to the courtyard carpet from the feeling of horror and dullness of being from the thundering vacuum cleaner and the absence of the housewife who will protect her if he starts to eat her.

Well, the vacuum cleaner - that is, he knows that he has to work out all his 20 thousand worth... Here he fell and tried. At first, he seemed to be trying to fuck it all. All the days in the shit, the wheels in the shit. The whole corridor and bedroom in divorces fucking from the wheels, the carpet in general just lulls from the fucking shit in it. It’s such a place that you could even have put it next to it.

But I am a mother.

In short, I first washed and scratched everything with wet wipes, then washed with powder, then water.

But! This was not the last battle. I was waiting for a deadly dust. Here was the horror. Wearing a medical mask, they are now in every house in abundance, and putting wet towels there, so that it did not smell so, I took the business. I scattered everything with a drill, scattered everything at the same time crying that I was so dusty, I had to forge all the seams with a toothbrush, this is all... I was fucking with the vacuum cleaner for an hour and a half, washed.

What I want to say, now I can do everything... In short, as clean as after this cleaning, I have not been in the apartment for a long time. And the picture of the disguised and blurred shit across the floor is still in the eyes😁😂. Fu, as I remember, I’ll be so shaken. Buy a robot vacuum cleaner, dear pickabouts, just don’t forget to turn your brain on when using it, as I did. Now I only turn on behind closed doors from dogs.

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