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 18.11.2021
Why don’t you talk about bombs? As I went from fishing with a good catch, well, and I see sitting on the tubes burning, with characteristic purple faces. I stopped, pulled out a couple of huge carps, so to speak, the prey. One of them said to me, "Dear gentlemen, the conditions of our existence do not allow us to cook food by thermal processing, and if your desire to help remains as sincere, would you not kindly replace this fish sent by Providence with a simpler product, more suitable for the given situation?" I was so upset that I remembered every word and silently extended 5,000 tenge (about 1,000 rubles). Such a product approached))) Kazakh bombs, they are such)))
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-11-16/#1266104
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