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 09.04.2009
Student: I have a division. If you want to drink with an old man, if you want to bring a familiar man to the cinema, if you want to go to a scientist to beat him. Everything is not hunting, everything is lazy, everything is humiliating. But I don’t see any other way to pass during the course. demanding the opinion of the people.

Modern: "Student" banned for 20 min. Reason: I hate analphabetics.

Student is OK. Help to solve the dilemma. Drinking with someone? Amusing a woman who is angry with me? To humiliate myself in front of my boss.

Modern: "Student" banned for 20 min. Reason: I hate analphabetics.

Student: Why did he stick to me?

Aboriginal: Dilemma

Students thank you. So the dilemma: to look for an old man-zanuda, a friend-family, a scientist-self-guard?

Modern: "Student" banned for 20 min. Reason: I hate analphabetics.

The Aboriginal :?? to

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