The theater "Modern" flew on a tour in a small town. In anticipation of the settlement, the actors wandered through the hall of the hotel, and suddenly someone noticed that on the hotel kiosk window among fresh newspapers and magazines is a postcard with a photo of Igor Kvashi - such portraits were previously very popular. The colleagues felt a slight injection of envy, and the proud and feeling the best actor of the theater Kvasha went to the kiosk:
Hi to you! Do you have a portrait of Galina Wolf? He asked the seller.
and no.
Kvasha looked solemnly at Galina Borisovna standing nearby.
Are there cigarettes?
No, there is no tobacco.
Maybe there is a gaffle?
Neither is.
Who is there? - Kvasha was eagerly waiting for the saleswoman to pronounce his name.
There is something left out. Everyone has been redeemed, but he is not taken.