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 11.01.2022
I was bitten by the girl's hand (just angry) and I got a big finger. I went to the surgeon, I explained the situation, he said, take off the pants, show me, I was a little in the shower, but the doctor said... I twisted my cheek, I asked if everything was okay. He says, and you’re not with the guy who was in front of you, I say no. Here he told me that the guy was bitten by the girl for the penis, and he heard about the bite from me, we thought together, and about the thumb did not hear, whether he decided that I was so humbu my name.
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