pregnant in the last month. At night it becomes not good, I apparently give birth, call an ambulance.

The ambulance, listening to the symptoms, exactly giving birth, went.

At night, the guard opens the door and asks what happened.

Birth has arrived.

You, of course not. (He is so smiling)

The doctor describes the symptoms. The doctor, well, it looks like birth, examination, tests, etc. And no, not even close. Here is your nose, the baby will wait for another week.

I asked the security guard how. And he answers, I sit here for so many years, on the face in one second to determine who is giving birth and who is not.

I am an experienced expert))