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 22.03.2022
Xxx: I have an offgenic mattress, but until then it’s not time to turn it around. I recently decided that without my husband I can do it, put the mattress on the roof, started to turn on the bed and he fell on me, really clapped the nail, I half failed between the rails, and since I tried to group in the flight, the elbow, nipple and hip failed. From above the mattress presses terribly, to push away from nothing. I started calling for help, but I was not heard through the mattress. I started hanging my legs as far as I could reach, pulling up to a pot with flowers, which from the top and blossomed in addition. Then some like pulled to the fitness bracelet on her hand and made a search for the device to make the phone scream, and he was sick in the coat lying and only I heard him. Any movement pressed even more into the rear bottom and the support of the bed. I already reconciled and quietly called my husband in the mattress. He washed, went to the kitchen to drink, stumbled onto the phone and then went to bed, drawn from the painting, of course, pulled me out. I no longer trust the mattress.



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