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 10.06.2022
Once I was in the subway, in front of it is a girl sitting, in glasses, all so careful, reading a book, you can see immediately - the intelligence. You probably don’t even know what a divorce key is.

The grandfather comes in, the doors are closed, he stands over her for a while, then pins her on her foot with a dirty shoe, and scratches almost the whole car:

If I had respect for someone who is older than you, I would have given up.

The girl looks at him frightened, finally comes back and rises up. Then he said to him:

Respect is the recognition of someone’s positive qualities. I will show compassion.

Nowadays, people have almost learned how to formulate their thoughts.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-06-08/#1326387
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