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 25.07.2022
I am 13-14 years old. The parents sent him to the store and gave him a large note. I don't remember how many more, the numbers on the modern way. For example, I gave 1000. I went to the store and bought what I asked. I took the surrender.

In front of the store is the square and there is a maslenica. All kinds of fair, fair. Go to see. I stand in a crowd. I look under my feet - 500₽ lies. I was sweaty. The foot came. How to do, how to raise? I have money, I have money! And let's buy them all in a row: and pins and cockroaches and other nonsense.

In an hour and a half, it’s time to go home. There is still ice cream! I come home happy. Mom asks for a delivery and I find that she is not there. It was my money that fell out of my pocket, I raised it and spent it myself. It flew...
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