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 29.07.2022
There is a friend who worked as an ordinary sales manager and at some time at some exhibition devoted to the achievements of the oil and gas industry was distributing booklets near the island of their company. Those who have been to this type of exhibitions know that customers often go and exchange business cards. So by the end of the day she had gathered a decent bunch of these most visitor cards. Then covet, remove, shorten, all like everywhere these days. Here she remembers these useless squares and begins to send her resume to email addresses from these business cards. Two days later she was called and called for an interview on a related profession, i.e. The buyer. She said that the company is large by the standards of our region with the ZP is 2 times higher than similar companies. But the interview went somehow too formal, without any particular tension. Purely asked where she worked, with which suppliers she worked and basically everything. After six months of work, she went to the accounting office to sign some documents on a foreign trip, and the chief accounting officer said to her, "You are lucky that you have such a roof, you go abroad." My friend was surprised, saying what a roof. And she replied, “Well, you were taken because your resume was sent to HR by the technical director. They thought you were relatives.”
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