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 05.08.2022
The 57-year-old driver, who was driving at a speed of almost 200 km per hour and was stopped, refused to pay a fine for excess. He referred to the fact that everything in life is used to doing quickly. This is the characteristic of the organism. He eats fast, sleeps fast, rides fast, has short reading and even moves very fast on foot.

He was summoned to court and told the same thing. The judge said to him, “Let’s see how quickly you’ll sit in jail for six months.”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-08-03/#1339595
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