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 25.08.2022
XXX: The Girlfriend Told)) More from her face



A few years ago, I started taking care of a man. I complained that my back hurt. He immediately suggested: It is you in the bathroom you need to bring and massage to do, you will be like new! I’ll finally have sex! But in the bathroom, I took a swimsuit, so that I didn't immediately swim, but how to look decent. Well, I lie down, he does the neck massage. You, he says, here the rope on the swimsuit has unfolded. I am bound!!! to



Then I asked him when he brought me home: and where is sex??? Did he really think that a woman with a man goes to the bathroom for a massage??? You said it, you didn’t say it straight!



She told him to have sex the next time. agreed in general.



She says she was just extremely surprised at this situation, and I think he was right.



I agree, the ideal man.



zzz: And the perfect woman, who even from the second attempt, but still said exactly what she wants))
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