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 18.12.2022
We lie in the hospital. I went out to the garden to smoke. From surgery, a type with a plaster on the leg and on the bones falls out. One took and cried:
Hi, what are you doing here?
He looked at his leg with a plaster and decided to pick up the squad "A stupid question is a stupid answer":
I have hepatitis A, fucking.
What about the coats?
He is contagious. In order for the hands to miss everything in a row, they gave cushions. My hands will be busy.
What is in the gips?
He broke his leg so that he would not forget his bones.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/anekdot/day/2022-12-16/#1366315
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