Xxx: I have a friend. I went to Sri Lanka last winter. I ask, with a girl? No, she says, it is expensive.

At that time he was collecting documents for Jewish citizenship. I say, tell this story at the embassy, you will get citizenship out of line.



Yyy: This is a better story for the embassy: I went to Sri Lanka last winter. I ask, with a girl? No, he said, with his mother.