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 20.12.2022
This story was told by one of the administrators of the sauna.
It is no secret that the sauna is a Finnish bath. Sauna is everything, and something else. In general, people go to the sauna not only to wash, but also to remove prostitutes. A number of saunas have their own, “feed-up” prostitute offices, with which they cooperate and have a percentage for it.
Two men come into the sauna. Their belonging to law enforcement agencies in the administrator has caused no doubts - everyone in the forehead a star is burning.
Take the number for 2 hours and ask the girls. The administrator, realizing that this is a scam, responds that it can only help by providing access to Wi-Fi so that the mints themselves call out the prostitutes. They didn’t seem to believe much...
We paid for two hours and went to the room. Time is passing. The coins go out, go to the administrator. Apparently they didn’t even dress. I wonder, where are the girls? The administrator answers that they have a sauna, and at the expense of the girls let them ride the internet and order themselves.
Suspicions have been confirmed. The coins get cash and demand the money back. Here, they and the Xerox banknotes are rolled off, with numbers, series and everything else.
(A)Governor: and what is it to me to return you the money?
So we didn’t get girls!
A: And what then? You paid for the sauna. You got the sauna. What you did there doesn’t matter to anyone.
We wanted girls!
A: You know this is illegal! We are not doing anything illegal!
Money is accountable!
A: And of course Harry? Where is it written that I must refund someone for the service provided only because they are accountable?

In general, the mints remained without money, without girls and without bars.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2022-12-18/#1366766
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