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 15.04.2009
Nud: I came to the drug dispenser to make a driving license for the commission. The doctor says close your eyes, pull out your tongue. He asks where I need a certificate. Well, I don’t open my eyes and don’t squeeze my tongue – it’s faster. I got a certificate :)
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