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 16.04.2009
He says hello. I am a nice, decent romantic 32 years old I want to be your first. I will give you, tenderness, unforgettable moments of first closeness and memorable first time. I guarantee that I will be very kind and gentle with you. Everything will be very nice, we will discuss the rest at a personal meeting.
She is: Hi I am a nice, decent girl, I am NOT 18 and I absolutely do not want to participate in the court, in the consideration of the case of rape of minors. Communicating with me will give you a lot of money spent on lawyers and a couple of years in prison, there is definitely no tenderness and unforgettable minutes of first intimacy. I guarantee that there will be a lot of problems.
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