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 16.04.2009
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Recently, a friend was here for guests.
They drank a delicious strong-alcoholic drink, snacked fried, talked about
and different.

He told me how he got married.
(From the first person to not get up twice)

Then, he said, he was in a pioneer camp. 92nd is probably the year. All already
The system is running on inertia. The age was determined by
Sections: the first - the oldest, 15-16 years old. I got in the second, 14 s
Unspoiled Liquor. Day two goes by, and the third day comes to me.
comes a camarado-neighbor in the chamber, we four settled, and says
In Russian, you will be fighting in two days. I – how is it? He is well
As always, the first and second units of the type exhibit fighters and scatter.
before the first blood, or further, and then those who lost the whole change of the other
Cigarettes are supplied and bubbles are given! What, do you not know? She, look
- you see that tatar, he will be against you, you are in our squad
healthy (and a friend then already weighed somewhere 62-64, for his age - a salmon
Absolutely untouched)

And there the Tatar such pulls up on the tournament - once, once, and this time.
No figured ends. Even though he is fed, but it can be seen that the muscle is not
from bad fat, and in the pleasure. Okay, I will be preparing.
Thanks for warning. And so on the Tatarina - a dwarf, a dwarf is dark.
At the gates of football he pulled up fifteen times - say, let's see.
He showed him a fist from a distance - the Tatarian so headed and smiled.
Unknown is.

In the evening, a drone from the fence broke out, on a football field, where, say, a fight
planned, threw under the shop over the border, so that it would not be noticeable if
The Russians, in historical terms, are always the Tatars.
I will not be ashamed of the honour of the country, and I will not be ashamed of the honour of the country.
Don’t look at the Russians! You’re going to take Kazan, I thought.
He, indeed, then told me, the basque turned out to be, well, and Bishkek.
Now not to take... or where are those nomads living?!...

The next morning in the dining room saw him, called - to talk on the field.
He decided to explore the battle.
Well, and scratched through the word, scratched each other’s mouths, I’m drunk.
pulled out, never hit, swirled, fell, although bitten, rushed
Behind him, he put a stone on my rib. What kinds of Tatars
I understand why Yoda was. He swallowed him in the shoulder, missing,
Here, - I hear me like a pinch rolled in the dop and a slice on the neck. Wake up electricity.
The dining room brought us there. Drivers, suckers sports, two - caught
I, one, did not calculate, and attached with his Taekwon-Do soul, who
I knew that these wretches were then recruited from the section, and this fell again.
served - as he struck, so he struck, then apologized, said,
A fool with a fool - what you are doing - is unclear, why - quite unclear;
Eggs have eaten, right? Well, so I am careful and... clean on the machine.
Roja was all swollen, didn’t kill well, I say. Don’t make a statement, I
I ask you, he says.

We were placed in a "club" - well, where chess, a small penny, - that is,
Table tennis and other entertainment. Both of them, all in
scratches, blushes and other feathers, Hakima was placed nearby, the chief -
Valera said, “You’ll bump, I’ll break both my legs. About Declaration
diplomatically silenced, but it was so clear - it was easier for him to write off two
Unidentified body than reporting for two beaten teenagers. No is
No ambulance or police were called - the fieldsman at the camp managed.

We lie.
The second servant was placed at the entrance on a chair with a newspaper. PF all
No one needs it until they decide on their own. and injury –
No one, yes, Endura, is healing in a day. We had a clear conversation with them.
say, so not so, parents do not talk loudly - you are men already; and fse
Such a.
I broke up with Hackman.
How did you fight me?
You are more about what, right?
- Well, between the first and the second squad... type of fight... - I started already.
to understand.
Are you totally sick? Didn’t you hit yourself in the head? What a fight!
Oh sirot! Oh my neighbor! And I say it again, so and so.
Hachim Tatarin was wise. He immediately said:
- You look at the electricity so that the cheese does not melt before time.
I will beat him in the teeth first.
Well well! The neighbor noticed, and we fell asleep during the night of cooking.

Sick like that. It turns out, neighbors, we live across two streets.
I think the face is familiar, after school I saw him a couple of times.
In general, no one was hurt. Except, of course, for those who
Fingers on the legs and twenty-five times impressively.
I broke my mouth so that no more of these stuffs would be suitable.
Siroji's cage was empty the next day, he was just after forty-first.
Once upon a time for a reason asked home, probably - business, indyuk
The cow, or the cow, is untouched. I just passed there.
and hack. Three days later, his parents visited him. With her sister.
Haikima, she was 11-12 years old, Gulya. by Gulnara.

Something caught up with languages, spoke, "piskes" and matches in a childish way
They annoyed. Water splashed her near the car from a bottle, her mother us
Hachim stopped her so technically, said the young
They are defending, only loving. Here we were quiet, of course, ah, and so on.
“The bridegroom and the bride, Tili Testo!”“”

Then he came up with Hachem, and he was close to him. I saw Goliath every day.
invited to a date.

A girl grew up.
At 95, I was 17, she was 15 - even fled to the islands, took a boat from my uncle,
three days there hanged, on the Volga nothing to catch in the strait
It’s unrealistic, you can always catch a spoon on your ear. My mother screamed —
How is it, cannot! I will not let. They were in shots.

Graduates, institute, both from the first course - flew out. He is on the landing, I am in
The landing.
I promised to wait.

Hachimto returned to me before, my foot was pulled off by the mine, thank you guys,
He hopes boldly on the prosthesis, if he does not know that the disabled person is not.
You will never notice, I say the sharp Tatars began to do night, even though they
and baskiras, busurmanas - one figure, they have little of the Chud Lake...
of them? But somehow I'll kick Haki, I can't get my leg back. It is a pity, he says,
We were there, the Tatars were not on the Chudsk Lake - we would show the riders that we would.
Where the wind blows, how the ass blows! Two bullets...
Were they not there then? Yes, three salves of good bowls - you're all of me
You call the Tatar, and you eat the Basque! We would have them!

What to say?
He thinks of himself as a bastard. We are the Russians.
Let the electricity come to us, he says. We’ll put the prototype on!
Let’s take the dude!

In the 99th, at the end of the year, we got married to Gulenara.

I will, of course, not let you! It’s not grown for you!! Oh how...
The test was silent about what to take from him, the old cableman.
Hachim hit the table with his fist, and he was just sitting five in front of him.
The table.
Or mother, or mother. My friend, how many years I know, he is no worse than Gullke.
He will do it, and if he does, I will cut it personally.
“Well,” I say, “even if it would be nice to die from a friend... Don’t go out.
Anna Gennadyevna, you understand yourself - this is when you married a tatar...
We are bats! He rattled Haki. Well... half of it!
The most important baskir - the tear - the electricity sneezed, and his mother, Khakim, ticked his finger
On my shoulder shrugged Guli, and said, “It’s like it. After what
I’ve gotten a full drink with me (I say, the good Tatars have become
to do, pour properly, although they and baskets) and ate salad with black
The bread.

Then in the early 2000s, at the start of the furious nineties, opened
shop with Gulnara, came to offer us a roof, there was a
Compe played in the "Word of the Second", went out, told the guys what
No one ever appeared next to me again.

In 2002, we gave birth to the first girl.
The year is second.
A year later, I saw my son.
Then another daughter.

And every time Hachim is coming up in full growth. And the bulldozer, and
is joyful. And the aunt, of course, is silent, and drinks - an old cableman.
I say - good shakes began to do the Tatars, even though they were baskyars.

For the friendship of peoples.
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