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 18.04.2009
Cla$$ic*Prince$ (16:47:43 15/04/2009)
The most unfortunate animal is the eighth. He has legs from the ears, and hands from the ass, and the ass itself with the ears, and the brains, in fact, also in the ass.

MaveA (16:49:51 15/04/2009)
The most unfortunate animal is the eight-legged wife, for she is not eight-legged, and her husband is eight-legged.

MaveA (16:50:51 15/04/2009)
even though the husband of eight legs is also not very... because all wives have between their legs what??? The eight-legged man has a mouth, and not just a mouth.

MaveA (16:52:02 15/04/2009)
Although this is unimportant, and the important thing is that the man there is also a clove... so no pleasure... instead of sex - scratched and ran away.
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