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 30.04.2009
Remember when my grandmother called an ambulance?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wasted at least?
Yes, alive, in a sober mind and a healthy memory. Yesterday, a call from the clinic asked to provide data for her hospital record. Lost, lost or something else.
On the question of the year of birth, the grandmother answered honestly: the second year of birth.
You won’t believe it! Today we came from a children's clinic and asked what kind of child did we have before these periods are not registered?
xxx: The sister's eyes were round when her mother clung to her with the question "and why didn't I say anything"?
Then take the grandmother and ask: What kind of child is this?
Doctors: Yeah, 2002 year of birth.
Grandmother with enthusiasm: is it who recently had a heart attack?
When they calmed down, the doctor replaced the date of birth in the medical record and now everything is fine :-)
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